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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : He's more than a pretty face and a wallet

by themushroom
10-14-08

Let's be frank: While you should be waiting until marriage before having sex, you do not want any rude surprises on your honeymoon. You should do a dick-check before getting engaged.


	I choose... Polaris!

Find out how big his penis is and whether he knows how to use it. Get references if possible. Ask him to show it to you; he will be eager to do so. Learn all you can.

And never forget: If you're in love with a nice, handsome man who is a good provider yet he has shortcomings, they do make electrical devices for your comfort.

themushroom stripcreator donor

themushroom
stripcreator donor