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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for Naïve Maidens.
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by themushroom
4-11-20
It's natural that you have urges and itches in your naughty regions. When a man isn't available and your fingers can't do the walking adequately, there are sex toys you can use.
I hate trying to find my bean through my pocket.
I cut out the pocket for that reason!
A variety of shapes, sizes, actions, and features are available. They can vibrate, curve to reach nooks, have spikes and textures, even be in the shape of mythical animals dongs.
It sounds like you are filled with the Holy Spirit!
I am filled with a vibrating egg. Timed it so I came during a hymn.
Consider yourself blessed that you are not stuck using Fleshlights, blow up dolls, or cowboy anus like men are.
hmmm...


comments on this comic

 

DBoba says:

Dude, congratulations man, I think you've pretty much scored a seat in the VIP section of HELL!!!! (LOL)
posted Apr 12th, 2020 ( permalink )

themushroom says:

No I said DO NOT take any part of a cowboy internally! I'd go to hell if I spoke in FAVOR of it!
posted Apr 13th, 2020 ( permalink )


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