Soy capitan! Soy capitan! Soy capitan!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Oye Mi Canto La Luna Negra

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Soy el jaguar del queso

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What others say about boorite!

Dejé mi ropa interior en su casa.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

*guitar solo*

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

He roto su burro, sir. Quisiera compensarle para su pérdida. Aquí está una trucha encantadora.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Eh?

"I have broken its burro, sir. It wanted to compensate him for its loss. Here is a trucha charming."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Yo Quiero Taco Bell

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[quote]Eh?

"I have broken its burro, sir. It wanted to compensate him for its loss. Here is a trucha charming."[/quote]

I think I originally put in, "I have broken your donkey. I would like to compensate you for your loss. Here is a lovely trout."

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Chupa mi vega, cavrone. Chinga tu madre, beechy ba voso. Punta.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Chingan a sus madres todos, pinche maricons.

That's pretty much all the Spanish I learned while living in San Diego.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Chickano']

I grew up in a mexican neighborhood. If I would've screamed L'Migra, 90% of the neighborhood would have disappeared. The two big gangs there were BST (Barrio Sun Town) and VBH (Vario Brother Hood). By second grade, they had taught me (the hard way) that "chinga tu madre" wasn't something to smile and say thank you to. In return, I taught them "howdy" and how to bowl.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Idiotas... -_-;

-Ranma X.

Screwed up Cuban Commando

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

Gracias, y tu madre tambien.

Maricon.

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What others say about boorite!

Guten Tag! Meine Kopf tut weh. Ich brauche einen Kugelschreiber.

I hated Y Tu Mama Tambien. I still don't see why it got such critical praise.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

¡El caballo después que el nacimiento prueba bueno!

Solamente cuando está adobado en el más fino de vinos rojos.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

FUCKIN' FOREIGNERS!

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Charlie dont surf

Shut up.

Ich habe deine Kugelschreiber right here...

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

boinky33 says:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

*wipes tears from eyes*

Sorry, but unintentional irony always cracks me up.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Don't forget the TCP. (Tobor Chromedick Posse)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

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eat pie, and curry too