Granger, population 146.

I think for her birthday, I'm getting mom a set of maps and a notebook with every Wyoming motel's phone number.

Someday, she will look back on that night and laugh.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I know I will. In fact, I think I'll do it right now.

HAHAHAHAHHA!

silly parents. when will they learn?

---
Kill Whitey.

i had sex with the previous posters, current posters, and next posters parents

---
what if nigger meant kite

Sucks for you.
OMG familyburn.

---
the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I just talked Hattori Hanzo into breaking his vow again and making a brand new samurai sword for me. I am going to use it to kill my neighbor because he looks at me whenever I go outside to feed my dog.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I will be moving to Pingtung, Taiwan after receive and accepting a job designing those little intricate cardboard boxes that all your electrical devices, cameras, PDA's and the like, come packaged in. Soon I will be turning this:

Into this:

Into this:

---
obscenity filter is off

The previous poster is a dirty liar, or mandingo blows transexual goats.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm collaborating with the Grays for the enslavement of mankind.

lol, box

---
What others say about boorite!

I've never been tittie-fucked before.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Wanna start?

---
Poop.

Rabid's last post wasn't an announcement.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Eastern European gangsters have kidnapped me and are fors#cing me to write code in their unlit unheated basement sokmewhere in west london with jno or limited internet acces please send help.

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

Hahaha, Jes's message contains typographic errors!

---
What others say about boorite!

I'm not really a secret agent. But I do have a 10 inch hwang.

---
Ohh, James.

Nobody wants to hear about your freakish penis.

Post pictures.

---
What others say about boorite!

i thought he was announcing he had titties

---
what if nigger meant kite

I have an announcement.

---
8===D

Apparently the detention center likes using inmates to do their yardwork and sweep the gutters. This morning I saw a couple of detainees doing just that.

But our inmates don't have orange jumpsuits, oh no. That wouldn't be old west enough. Our inmates get to wear a black and white striped two piece ensemble that looks like it was straight out of some silent film. The only thing missing was a hard-assed guy on a horse.

If I had a camera with me then, there would be pictures all over the internet by now.

Did you put on a sexy outfit and wash your car?

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I am drunk and eating fried chicken. Not necessarily in that order.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I am a chicken eating a fried drunk.

---
What others say about boorite!

I just started a new BTC. Everyone who reads this is hereby required to enter it or I will throw a temper tantrum. It will consist of:

1. Holding breath
2. Stamping feet vigorously in place
3. A piercing, whining noise

and, finally:

4. Rolling around on floor, arms and legs flailing wildly

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.