This thread will be for any announcements that you would like to make but that don't fit in with any of the current threads. It can be a self-promotion thread or just a place where you can announce things.

I'll start off by announcing that I just made a whole series of comics about buttholes over at wittycomics, and it starts here. So just keep reading until the comics stop talking about buttholes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My friends and I started a forest fire saturday...
I ran and got off scotch-free.
My friend got a $4,000 fine and I lauphed at him while eating corndogs.

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Laughter and corndogs -- truly, the perfect gloat.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Last night I ordered pizza and there was some left today so I ate it for breakfast.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ivy and I got some swords in the mail today. I got her a Hanwei practical wakizashi by Paul Chen:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/SH2118.jpg[/IMG]

Now Ivy is totally awesome and will slice you to ribbons if you mess with her.

I got this full-tang katana from United Cutlery:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/UC1150S.jpg[/IMG]

It's bigger than the Paul Chen but not as mind-bogglingly awesome. Still, it contains a full day's supply of dismemberment.

And Ivy got me a mug depicting the most awesome fighter plane in history:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/bgC49012.jpg[/IMG]

Warning: We are professionals! Don't try to be this awesome at home! zomg

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What others say about boorite!

i would kill someone for a paul chen sword, but i'd rather kill someone with a paul chen sword...

congrats...

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Kill Whitey.

I have a poon-tang katana and it's in my pants. OMGWTFBBQ!1!!1

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I has a flavor!

[quote]i would kill someone for a paul chen sword, but i'd rather kill someone with a paul chen sword...
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You can get the practical waki for just under $150 on teh intarwebs.

Or there's this for $20 or $30:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/martial5.jpg[/IMG]

Ninja sword my ass. Still, it does the job, and the price is right. I have one.

Tomahawk makes an even cheaper one that looks almost the same. It's like $9. Haven't seen one in person.

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What others say about boorite!

I'm getting beer this weekend and I just wrote an 8 minute speech in an hour. Woot.

I'm not pregnant, despite the constant sex.

I just puked in my mouth.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Maybe you're pregnant.

Maybe you're pregnant.[/quote]
i'm probably the father :(

I have an announcement.

BigFrank is lame.

That is all.

I like to poop in a Chick-fil-a bag.

I have red pubes.

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Poop.

I'm going to the easter show tommorow! FUCK YEAH!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

During the holidays I find myself wanking morning, noon and night.

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Poo perhaps?

I beat up Boorite
and kicked his ass so hard I layed bleeding on the ground with my ass hurting...

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

I was on the cover of the lastest issue of California School Business News.

I still don't know what an ovary is.

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It's grime time.

I had a argument today over whether a periodical I wrote was periodical enough for our magazine. Then I had another argument over whether drinking someone else's chocolate milk is a misdemeanor felony.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I'm not really Scottish. My step-dad is, which therefore means I'm Scottish by association.

Is that better or worse?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

[quote]I beat up Boorite
and kicked his ass so hard I layed bleeding on the ground with my ass hurting...[/quote]

That wasn't me. You attacked a parking meter.

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What others say about boorite!

I just got laid.