[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Bottled up Rage']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Blame It On The Gamers']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC#17: Eric's Obligatory Music Geek Comic']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC#17: Advertising Slogans Gone Wild']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'But it probably took extra innings']

They are, after all, two of the leading causes of riots.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Slow News Day (of the Dead)']

More later -- I think I had another idea... but now I can't remember it.

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This is not my empire.

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My guess = Zoot Suit Riot by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies [/quote]

I think that song is the most fun when you sing it in the voice of Fred Schneider from the B-52s. Seriously, try it. I'll wait.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17- Dogs and cats living together/ mass hysteria']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17- I should be allowed to think']

Riot Act by Elvis Costello is a good song, although not 80s pop metal.
Wasn't there a Dead Kennedys' song called Riot?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Gangs of New York']

I'm back, but my FTC-winning ability isn't (actually, it never was) and I think kaufman deserves the Zinger for the Anthrax comic, but I still have a lump of shit to throw at you.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Personally I Don't Mind Them']

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

sonic youth - teenage riot

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--Okay, daddio--

Beastie Boys: "Fiot for Your Riot to be Freeeee!"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Alrighty everyone...someone has guessed the correct song, so there's no need to make any more guesses.

However, I'm going to make this a cliffhanger and wait until Thursday to reveal the 1up winner when I hand out all the awards. :)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Weird, i was just thinking about that song by cherry poppin daddies today... thats kinda fucked up, and it wasnt even in relation to this...

kaufman is crazy, the Detriot Tigers couldn't beat anybody

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and now, the rest of the story...
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Riot Here, Riot Now']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'And now for something completely different']

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--Okay, daddio--

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Yes, but what would Cthulhu do?']

Kaufman definitely gets the "Best Use of Python" award.

Ha ha ha!! Damn, this contest elicited a lot of really good entries. I'm happy that people took to 'jizz turrets'. I thought it was funny.

This first one is especially for mmyers:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: This is Clem Diver, Reporting Live From the Scene']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Channel Three Queues']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Mad Cracks: BeYanni the Thunderdome']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Urban Decay']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Special Report']

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AFROMANS MOVE

They might be able to beat my sons' Little League team...and I stress the word "might".

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

i didnt this joke was already used until i finished this, so...
[Click to view comic: 'since when does rioting spur the apocolypse?']

[Click to view comic: 'fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck']

[Click to view comic: 'BOOOM!']

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Reptiles with Potty Mouths']

If anyone can guess the reference, I'll worship them forever. You should be able to get it even, if you don't understand the reference, as long as you've got even a teensy bit of deductive skills.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Some Maniac Unearthed Rioting & Fear']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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This first one is especially for mmyers:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: This is Clem Diver, Reporting Live From the Scene']
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I love it! Well, looks like my break is up so it's back under the desk for me.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[quote]If anyone can guess the reference, I'll worship them forever. You should be able to get it even, if you don't understand the reference, as long as you've got even a teensy bit of deductive skills.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Some Maniac Unearthed Rioting & Fear'][/quote]

I have no seductive skills whatsoever.

Still, you refer to one of my favorite episodes of "The Smurfs."

BTW, I prefer to be put upon a pedestal--being worshipped is too stressful.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Nice, umfum! But I ALREADY worship you. Now what?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.