Welcome to FTC #17!

Here's the rules :
1) Change the last panel, adding text to either character, or both.
2) Changing the direction the characters face is allowed.
3) A lot of different awards are given out, as seen here. Note that not all awards are guaranteed to be given out, and funny titles are strongly encouraged. A psychic award will be given for the comic that most resembles mine.
4) The winner of the "Zinger Award" receives the honor of hosting the next FTC.

The Template : [Click to view comic: 'FTC #17 Template']

Judging will be sometime Thursday. Good luck and have fun!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Almost forgot the BONUS (1up) award!

The subject of this FTC is a riot. This caused a song with the word riot in it to be stuck in my head.

What song is stuck in my head now? You must specify the band/artist and full name of the song.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: I have a brick in my purse']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: (insert title here)']

I might have the song thing in later.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Sublime - What I Got
The Clash - White Riot

I'll submit a strip later =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

[Click to view comic: 'Eating Little Children--A Novel by Michael Jackson']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I am assuming you used the host-l image in these strips. For some reason I can't see about half of the pictures at present. Sorry if I used the wrong one =/

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Because it had to be done.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17 : It Wasnt Me, It was the Unarmed Man.']

Because it was bloody obvious.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17 : We Control the Horizontal, but our remote is busted']

Because theres a political award

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17 : Journey to the Centre of the Dearth (of comedy)']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Oops, I figured out what I was doing wrong. Thankfully I did use the right character after all =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Quiet Riot : Cum On Feel The Noize'
Guttersnipe : Riot In The City
The Product : The Kids Wanna Riot

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: The Entry']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Lay All Your Blame On Me']

Alternate punchline for Phil: "Wait. I'm one of those. Freaky."

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: A New Meaning to "White Riot"']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Channel 3 - Making the News Since 1979!']

Note: 1979 is the year CNN was started.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: The Riot Stuff']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: Takin' it to the Streets']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i was gonna say 'white riot' by the clash but thechaos got to it first

'i wanna riot' by rancid

and

'riot riot upstart' by agnostic front

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: Begun the Computer Holy Wars Have']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #17: New at 11 - Leo Dies! Much Rejoicing!']

Alright, since no one has even come close to getting the bonus question...here's a hint :

Think late 80's pop metal.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

"Riot Act" by Skid Row

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Run Riot - Def Leppard

We built this city, Jefferson starship ?

[Click to view comic: 'NaE']
[Click to view comic: 'Not an Entry (NaE)']

My guess = Zoot Suit Riot by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

ObiJo, your first one there is great =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Thanks. : )

You could leave the template just exactly how it is and still have a funny comic, imo.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 17: The Anthrax Scare']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com