The only Gabe I've been able to tolerate in my entire life is Gabe_Billings. This one kid named Gabe I used to tell him that his real last name was "Oy".

Hey, I was 11 at the time.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I Googled "man gravy" and got the following:

"What we weren't expecting was for this whore to get so attached after recieving a shot of Anthony's man gravy all over her face and in her mouth."

--"Mom's Anal Adventure"
Author unknown

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I did a search for Bumgravy, the band whose name would not die, and got this:
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2004/Worst_Rock_Bands.htm

Some of them are hilarious.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Artemis, has anyone ever told you that you look like David Cross, but with hair?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You spelled "gargle" wrong.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Those aren't even close to the worst band names ever. My friend entered a worst band names contest with "Vaginal Blood Fart" but was beaten out by "Jesus Hitler and the Shit Niggers."

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Jesus Hitler and the Shit Niggers? I don't think that's the worst band name I've ever heard. I think it's the funniest.

The worst band name I've ever heard is a local band in NY called "Double Down", folowed by "Sixdawg".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Yahoo! Shopping is the best place to comparison shop for Man Gravy. Compare products, compare prices, read reviews and merchant ratings."

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MikeyG writes all those reviews himself.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Oh really?