British posters suck
They're no good with the haikus
Maybe it's their teeth...

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Man, I hate haikus
I hate them so god-damn much
Please stop making them.

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[quote]Chicka likes to act.
"I've done eighteen feature films!"
Porno flicks don't count. [/quote]

Damn.

[quote]
Attitudechicka
Her dictionary no good
Or maybe she can't read
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I did say for correct grammar, take an English class. I was somewhat covering my ass.

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[quote]Chicka likes to act.
"I've done eighteen feature films!"
Porno flicks don't count. [/quote]

Damn.
[/quote]

Catholic Schoolgirls in Bondage IV was pretty hot. And Naughty Nightschool Nurses II wasn't bad either.

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[quote]British posters suck
They're no good with the haikus
Maybe it's their teeth...[/quote]

That's only English
Posters. We Scots can haiku
With the best of 'em.

I'm more of a Librarians in Heat man, myself.

A few comics can
Be inserted quite smoothly
Into multi threads.

[Click to view comic: 'A Haiku and a Limerick walk into a bar']

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Were I of a different inclination, I'd say "MOHH OMLOHOMLOLOLMOHHOMLOHOLOLO". But I'm not, so I'll just opine that I liked that comic.

I think Kaufman might be god.

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Let's see him complete Megaman X before jumping to any rash conclusions.

Personally, I think that restricting haikus to the familiar 5-7-5 pattern, as opposed to a nebulous seventeen syllables or less with a mention of a season and a dramatic pause after the first line might be a good idea.

Can I get a "Fuck yeah!"?

Official haikus,
Dramatic pause plus season,
I prefer our ones.

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Or less? Does that mean everytime I say 'FUCK!' it's a haiku?

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[Click to view comic: 'Lowpass Haiku IV']

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Unfolding petals
Pearl flung across the sky
Tobor will cornhole you

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I had yer maw last
Night. She wis shite. Wisnae worth
Two gingae boatles.

Had yer maw last night.
Wisnae wurth what I peyed hur.
She was rilly shite.

*razz*

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[quote]I had yer maw last
Night. She wis shite. Wisnae worth
Two gingae boatles.[/quote]

Andy can't speak well.
Maybe his dental hygiene?
See a dentist, git.

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American sod.
Limeys don't all have bad teeth.
Some of them have none.

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[quote]British posters suck
They're no good with the haikus
Maybe it's their teeth...[/quote]

Shit. I missed this one.
This joke's already been done!
I'll just go fuck off.

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These aren't hateful, but they were mentioned, so here they are...

[Click to view comic: 'Cat Haikus']

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[quote]Shit. I missed this one.
This joke's already been done!
I'll just go fuck off.[/quote]

That's the best idea
I've ever heard from you. Why
Don't you just do that?

[Click to view comic: 'More haikus (thanks felion!)']

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[Click to view comic: '...for crimes against the art of haiku.']

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[Click to view comic: 'More Cat Haikus']

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[Click to view comic: 'Dog haikus (as opposed to cat haikus)']

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