I never visited the "Hateful Haiku" forum back when this was all lowpass.net, but I miss it now anyway. Here's a thread to honor its memory. I'll get things started:

You are all fucknuts.
Your brains weigh only one gram.
Go jump in a lake.

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i looked at (insert two syllable name here)
oh the horror, oh the pain
maybe i will barf

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I asked five people
What they thought of your comics
"Duh!" "Blecch!" "zzzzzzz" , *thud*.

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV: Sad but true haiku...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Why do the forum
Users have this obsession
With haikus? Huh? Well?

[Click to view comic: 'Six Strip Creator haiku']

Back in the early days, DexX and felion had a few strips with cat and dog haiku in them. I think haiku are a natural choice because their dimensions are constrained, same as Strip Creator comics. Limericks could work too. I'm sure there are a few around.

But all of this talk is decidedly non-hateful! We need to get back on track.

Folks in this thread suck.
Folks outside this thread suck too.
Everyone sucks.

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[quote]Folks in this thread suck.
Folks outside this thread suck too.
Everyone sucks.[/quote]

Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.

[Click to view comic: 'Lowpass Haiku II']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote]
Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.[/quote]

Need a job, fucker?
Pedantic.com's hiring.
Why don't you stuff it?

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Boorite dissed me hard.
So I kicked him in the nuts.
He won't have kids soon.

Where is ObiJo?
Here, gone, here, gone. What the fuck?
Make up your mind, bitch.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote]Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.[/quote]Yes, so do I, but technically it has four. If you want three, you have to write it "ev'ryone".

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[quote]Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.[/quote]
There's a syllable for every vowel in most cases.

EVERYONE
1 2 34

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[quote]
EVERYONE
1 2 34
[/quote]

Courier spacing,
Not the same as in preview.
Now you look stupid.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gold chains; hot pink suit.
Where my money at, beeeatch?
Time for a pimp slap.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Problem with haikus
Is that sometimes you need more
Syllables than you're

[quote]Problem with haikus
Is that sometimes you need more
Syllables than you're[/quote]

Nice one.

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[quote][quote]Folks in this thread suck.
Folks outside this thread suck too.
Everyone sucks.[/quote]

Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.[/quote]

This may be because
You have never once acted
Take an acting class

Annunciation
Is one of the key values
They teach you to do

For correct grammar
Take instead an english class
Just an actress here.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Why do so many
People think that haikus are
Not five then seven

Then five syllables
But simply seventeen of
Them, plus some line breaks?

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Gabriel Billings
Did he ever have a life?
That colossal geek!

A true confession:
I counted on my fingers.
Don't laugh - so did you.

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[quote]Why do so many
People think that haikus are
Not five then seven

Then five syllables
But simply seventeen of
Them, plus some line breaks?[/quote]http://www.tinywords.com/haiku.html

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I've a friend named Dexx.
He's from a land down under.
He fucks kangaroos.

[quote]A true confession:
I counted on my fingers.
Don't laugh - so did you.
[/quote]

One hand, four digits.
Finger lost to a chainsaw.
Use my dick to count.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote][quote][quote]Folks in this thread suck.
Folks outside this thread suck too.
Everyone sucks.[/quote]

Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.[/quote]

Annunciation
Is one of the key values
They teach you to do

This may be because
You have never once acted
Take an acting class
[/quote]

Enunciation.
Heard of a dictionary?
Look it up next time.

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Get it right!

[quote][quote][quote][quote]Folks in this thread suck.
Folks outside this thread suck too.
Everyone sucks.[/quote]

Hmm. Personally
I pronounce "everyone" with
Just three syllables.[/quote]

Annunciation
Is one of the key values
They teach you to do

This may be because
You have never once acted
Take an acting class
[/quote]

Enunciation.
Heard of a dictionary?
Look it up next time.[/quote]

Actually, *blushes* I did.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Chicka likes to act.
"I've done eighteen feature films!"
Porno flicks don't count.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Attitudechicka
Her dictionary no good
Or maybe she can't read

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