I never visited the "Hateful Haiku" forum back when this was all lowpass.net, but I miss it now anyway. Here's a thread to honor its memory. I'll get things started:

You are all fucknuts.
Your brains weigh only one gram.
Go jump in a lake.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

i looked at (insert two syllable name here)
oh the horror, oh the pain
maybe i will barf

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I asked five people
What they thought of your comics
"Duh!" "Blecch!" "zzzzzzz" , *thud*.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com