i just threw up in Artemis Strong's mouth

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what if nigger meant kite

I am announcing my recent fall into the gaping maw of madness where the void of infinite darkness stares back at your forever and with no relent. And I have just got another interveiw for a job I want.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

This is turning into post secret.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

1) i quit my day job
2) my apt is infested with mice, one of which i killed last night with a laundry basket
3) i've decided to start living clean and sober, starting tomorrow. always tomorrow.
4) i'm going to be selling most of my possessions on Ebay sometime this week, so if anyone's interested in a large collection of VHS movies, or primitive medieval weaponry, or my book collection, let me know.
maybe we can work something out.

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Kill Whitey.

[quote][quote]I beat up Boorite
and kicked his ass so hard I layed bleeding on the ground with my ass hurting...[/quote]

That wasn't me. You attacked a parking meter.[/quote]

Oh...Then why did I wake up with my ass bleeding?

(Also to announce...I put a band-aid on my anus)

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

[quote]Oh...Then why did I wake up with my ass bleeding?

(Also to announce...I put a band-aid on my anus)[/quote]

...Tobor corn-holed you?

I managed to get my latest coursework handed in a whopping 10 minutes after the deadline, which might not seem like that much, but those office ladies are fucking Nazi's when it comes to coursework.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Nazi's are so silly!

Here's a scene from one of my "butthole" comics I referred to in the opening post:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[quote][quote][quote]I beat up Boorite
and kicked his ass so hard I layed bleeding on the ground with my ass hurting...[/quote]

That wasn't me. You attacked a parking meter.[/quote]

Oh...Then why did I wake up with my ass bleeding?
[/quote]

I Googled for pics of "parking meter up ass" but didn't find any.

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What others say about boorite!

Today I went to the dentist and he gave me a handount that said I should floss and get regular periodontal care if I didn't want to be a mental cripple.

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What others say about boorite!

On further review, I dee that it says dental cripple.

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]And Ivy got me a mug depicting the most awesome fighter plane in history:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/bgC49012.jpg[/IMG]
[/quote]
That's not a Spitfire, moron! That's some slow-ass Yank plane. Turned up too late to fight in the war, just came over for the victory party.

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Dad was flammable

that might be a Grumman Hellcat/Bearcat...not positive

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Kill Whitey.

[quote][quote]And Ivy got me a mug depicting the most awesome fighter plane in history:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/bgC49012.jpg[/IMG]
[/quote]
That's not a Spitfire, moron! That's some slow-ass Yank plane. Turned up too late to fight in the war, just came over for the victory party.[/quote]

Spitfire Max Speed:362 mph

P-51D Maximum speed: 437 mph

"When I saw Mustangs over Berlin, I knew the jig was up."
--Herman Goering

lozl

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]
That's not a Spitfire, moron! That's some slow-ass Yank plane.[/quote]

BTW, the Mustang was specced by and built under contract to the RAF. So the Brits were smart enough to replace the Spitfire with the Mustang, but they needed Americans to build it.

zomg uluzr

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What others say about boorite!

I just ate some popcorn.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/iseewhat3ag0dx.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

When I posted that, I didn't know "I see what you did there" was some 1337 expression of sarcastic contempt.

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What others say about boorite!

i can't believe it said right in the pic "P51 Mustang" and i didn't even see it.

i have no excuse this time.

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Kill Whitey.

The Ford Mustang was named after that plane, I believe.

My grandfather built P-51 Mustangs in WWII.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm not having sex, despite the fact that I look pregnant.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)