Come visit your Uncle anytime, PD.

Fresh comics my darlings!

[Click to view comic: 'What would Lord Xenu do? WWLXD?']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'my water is as tainted as my taint']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'I know every word to Will Smith's "Summertime"']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

I can't post it---but if you go to my "Choose your own Adventure" comic--you choose a door, then go to said door# on my comic list.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

I've got a lot of new comics--and I welcome feedback! Please don't be shy--comments, criticisms, akward rubbing that turns into heavy petting...

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

 [Click to view comic: 'Walmart is full of people with dead eyes']

You've been thinking about me-- haven't you my little croutons?

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

 [Click to view comic: 'I am the Walrus']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'I have a great ass, Nancy']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'I could be a Vegetarian if veal was allowed']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/UncleTerwilliger

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'I refer to my abs as: "The Catastrophe"']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'If "The Shining" is on TV...I'm watching all of it']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

I just wanted you to know that you make very funny comics. I enjoy them.... but I'd like to know more about the man behind the moniker? Is the real life devil as amusing as his comic creations? If so, then I believe that you my friend, are a superstar! 

Thank you, my friend...but praise me not, for I am but a simple man.

 I was born on a mountain top in Tennessee. I learned to fend for myself in the harsh wilds, as my mother was a godless Jezebelle who abandoned me as soon as my feet had passed her much used loins. I built a lean-to shelter out of honey suckle vines and wild pig manure, taking all of the strength I had in my newborn fists to do so.

 I suckled at the teet of a wanderin' coyot' til I was three months old, then I struck out on my own, with nothin' but a well worn copy of Walden, and a belly full of warm coyot' milk and gravel.

What is there to say about me? --I'm a man of the Earth. I enjoy the company of a fine dog and a woman with wide birthin' hips who can fix up a mess of biscuits from scratch.

 A superstar?... 'fraid not. I keep to myself, and just take life as it comes.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[quote=UncleTerwilliger]

 I was born on a mountain top in Tennessee. I learned to fend for myself in the harsh wilds, as my mother was a godless Jezebelle who abandoned me as soon as my feet had passed her much used loins. I built a lean-to shelter out of honey suckle vines and wild pig manure, taking all of the strength I had in my newborn fists to do so.

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Ivy?

I don't know what 'Ivy' refers to.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Do you want to dramatically increase the size of your penis?']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'The strangest word in the English language is "Granola"']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: '$2 buck chuck is my pimp alter ego']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'If you keep watching reality TV...it will never go away']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

I respectfully demand that you have my babies, sir.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

UncleTerwilliger is open minded and takes on all comers. I will gladly nurture your seed betwixt my bloated liver and that sponge that that hack prarie doctor left in me--eventually birthing our comedy love child from my tender pork loins.

P.S. I think I'm already having chocolate pickle cravings, you work fast!

(In the future, pulling out before you read the third frame will prevent unwanted stripper births.)

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Count your blessings by thinking of those whom you love...']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'I've invented a new sexual position: The Denver Omelette']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'EVERY wait person says, "Did you save room for dessert?"']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?