I've made several-- thank you for your time.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

The first few were good the middle few were ok i didn't care for the last few. And none of your titles make sense to me. I think you have potential but you could definately improve

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Quite a first day of stripping.  Please continue.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I agree that they started out good and then turned nonsensical.  On average, though, not bad.

My favorites:

[Click to view comic: 'My Cat Looks Either Sad Or Bored']

[Click to view comic: 'When God closes a window, he shits in front of your door']

[Click to view comic: 'I'd really like a bread maker']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks for all the comments, I shall sacrifice 100 goats in your honor. 

"A little nonsens now and then is relished by the wisest men." Willy Wonka

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

Damn fine comics Uncle. Now are you gonna touch me in my bad spot or do I have to do it myself? Again.

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Kill Whitey.

I would love to--but I'm afraid of Americans.

Oh, what the hell? Friday--I'm thinking 9ish. Bring your sister and the thousand island dressing.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

I like your screen name!

Thank you. I like yours too; although it seems misleading--thus far you've been polite and amiable.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[quote=UncleTerwilliger]

Thank you. I like yours too; although it seems misleading--thus far you've been polite and amiable.

[/quote]Give it time, he's only said 5 words to you.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[quote=ZMannZilla]

[quote=UncleTerwilliger]

Thank you. I like yours too; although it seems misleading--thus far you've been polite and amiable.

[/quote]Give it time, he's only said 5 words to you.

[/quote]

I can vouche for what Zilla said. Crabby's first words to me were encouraging after that he decided I was someone he didn't care for :)

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I---seem to have brought up a sensitive subject. I shall flog myself like an albino zealot for said offense--frontsies and backsies.

Say, does anyone have any specific critiques on my latest batch of shenanigans?

"I'm workin' on a schola-ship." Judd Nelson: the biggest badass on planet Earth.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

I think you and PennyDreadful should start entering contests

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

[quote=Lord_Vodek]

Crabby's first words to me were encouraging after that he decided I was someone he didn't care for :)

[/quote]But to be fair, you do suck... :P

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[quote=ZMannZilla]

[quote=Lord_Vodek]

Crabby's first words to me were encouraging after that he decided I was someone he didn't care for :)

[/quote]But to be fair, you do suck... :P

[/quote]

Agreed...

:D

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

What the hell is going on in this thread? Does everyone need to pass the "sharing stick" around the fire and have a good cry?

Vodie, you're my boy, Vodie. My Dad used to say me "in this life you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody--but yo'self.", ---or...possibly it was Charles S. Dutton in Rudy--either way, it made me cry like a little sissy girl. The point is-- that everybody loves you here, except Crabby-- and possibly Zilla---there could be more, honestly--I don't know, I'm new here...what was my point?

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Shhhh...I know.

[quote=PennyDreadful]

What the hell is going on in this thread? Does everyone need to pass the "sharing stick" around the fire and have a good cry?

Vodie, you're my boy, Vodie. My Dad used to say me "in this life you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody--but yo'self.", ---or...possibly it was Charles S. Dutton in Rudy--either way, it made me cry like a little sissy girl. The point is-- that everybody loves you here, except Crabby-- and possibly Zilla---there could be more, honestly--I don't know, I'm new here...what was my point?

[/quote]

Well I think Zilla is actually cool with me and your point was something like I don't remember what I was saying never mind :)

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I think you and PennyDreadful should start entering pie-eating contests. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I get the feeling that's an insult--but I could really go for some pie.

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Shhhh...I know.

You are very damaged, Uncle.  I like alot.

Thank you for the compliment, Leenok.

I'm like a can of damaged creamed corn at the market-- sure it's thrilling to save an extra 12 cents...but you might get  Botulism.

Thanks guys... now I'm horny for pie.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

Let's all have a pie-fucking contest!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Dibs on warm apple american pie!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

And I've got dibs on Penny's cherry pie, sweet mama baby.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

Well now you really do remind me of my Uncle.

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Shhhh...I know.