Here's one:

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

[Click to view comic: 'maternal clock']

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what if nigger meant kite

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

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[Click to view comic: 'Maternal Clock.']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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[Click to view comic: 'Maternal Clock']

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[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 30: Maternal Clock']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'The Fuck-If-I-Know Goblin: Maternal Clock']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Maternal Clock']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'Paging Reverend Spooner!']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm surpirsed you haven't been visited by the UN inspectors yet. Those puns are weapons of mass discomfort.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.