KATMANDU, Nepal (AP) - Crown Prince Dipendra, on life support from self-inflicted wounds, was named Nepal's king Saturday after fatally shooting his monarch father and seven other members of the royal family, government and military sources said.

Following his sterling example, I'm going to kill off every able-bodied citizen that stands between me and the presidency of the US.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Damn, and here's poor old me with my razor and shaving gel, hoping that LadyJ would be kind enough to let me shave her...

Another twenty-four hours and I will get the ball rolling. Oh, and once this serial is done, I have a new idea along the same lines - sitcom! It was going to be a contest idea, but that would require me to win again... HA! Anyway, first person makes up a cast of characters, and everyone takes turns to write an "episode" (strip).

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I'm going to start my own brewery and turn out ultra-super-duper-microbrews. The batches will be so small as to turn out only one bottle at a time. And I'll sell them to silly rich people for $10,000 a pop.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

All I can say is: Carrot Top cameo.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You have no idea how much this scares me.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[quote]KATMANDU, Nepal (AP) - Crown Prince Dipendra, on life support from self-inflicted wounds, was named Nepal's king Saturday after fatally shooting his monarch father and seven other members of the royal family, government and military sources said.
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The headline in today's Washington Post read:

Prince Kills 8 in Nepal's Royal Family

And I thought to myself, how cool it would have been if he'd kept that stupid glyph for his name.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You have no idea how much this scares me.[/quote]

Hehe. By the way, that shirt you're wearing doesn't really go with those pants.

PS - God says to stop jacking off so much.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sillier than you think, for it will be beer, not pop.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

and the winner of the "I NEED to go outside" contest:
gabe_billings

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I realise that this has nothing to do with this thread, but I did a small series that's about some of the stuff I've seen working with bar bands, (part of what I do), and I was interested in comics about other people's professions.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.