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PS - You're all invited to a barbeque at my house Saturday at 4 o'clock. We'll be playing some special games so if you could shave all your body hair off and bring 100 gallons of warm goo it would greatly facilitate things. Also, if anyone has a bone saw or extra skulljacks it would speed things up.[/quote]
Uh, an invitation usually has an address and phone number on it.
Here, I've gone and shaved off all my body hair and have the goo warmer going, and I don't even know if I live close enough to make it.
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