Metalhaiku

Doom and Death arise
while viking polka stirs my
soul to Valhalla

If there's one thing I hate
It's a haiku with one too many
Syllables in each line

NeoVid uses
The same damn retarded gag
In all haiku threads

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

sex sex sex sex sex
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
sex sex sex sex sex

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Internet girlfriend
Only now I understand
You are not female

Boinky, you young fool
Milk is not a lubricant
Now clean up this mess

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That damn git boorite !
Pointing out my haiku flaws!
Nail bomb him I will!

How was Jes to know?
Stupid Ulsterman he is.
'Bout feckin' haiku?!

Later think I will;
Rodger my lady Dani;
Not speak like Yoda.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Snorglaphreeygnogrichx.
I mean, snorgnaphreeygnogrichx.
I hate my safeword.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

snorglalflorga lAARRGH!
snorglalflorga lAAAHAAHELLHYEAH!!
who needs a safe word?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I work hard daily
I mix many shows
I work from ability
worth is, at best, lies.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

bunner, that's too much
It should be only three lines
In five, seven, five

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Give the man a break
to haiku takes much longer
when you are that old

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I guess that is true
It must be hard at his age
Three hundred, is it?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I had a threesome
but in hindsight I must say
I had a threesome!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You people are nuts, making a thread of haikus. Haikus are for dorks.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Damn Bargaintuan
You got your haiku all wrong
Write in lines like this

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What are you saying? I did not write a haiku! Look again, bozo.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I read it again. Shit, that really was a haiku! How did that happen?

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Georgia O'Keeffe's art
Graces every wall of the
Lesbian bookstore

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What others say about boorite!

Problem while I cook:
Viagra priapism.
Guess it's shish kebab.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Kaufman makes a pun
The groan comes forth from my throat
Moh, I am dieing

Hello soldier boy
Me be your girlfriend tonight
Me love you long time

You've been a bad girl
I wanted my shirts no starch
So no lube for you

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

come into my office
now close the door behind you
DEE COCK, LOP EET OFF

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What others say about boorite!

haiku needn't have
syllables 5-7-5
go read some basho

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What others say about boorite!

I work ev'ry day.
The bands whine incessantly.
Weekend rock stars suck.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]I work ev'ry day.
The bands whine incessantly.
Weekend rock stars suck.
[/quote]In most locations.
It's the other way around.
Groupies suck rock stars.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

If I post when drunk
There are too many lines, true
Sober posts blow, too

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You call me groupie
I ponder this for a bit
And I think, "Eat me."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.