I GLUE THE GRUE WITH MY SPEW AND HIS HEAD BECOMES FEW. THEN I EAT GREEN EGGS AND SPAM AND KILLIFY THE GRUE

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I dumb :D

I use my crazy mind powers to possess the grews body and rise from the dead. then i run for mayor of new york, win, and pass several laws banning the use of fizzy drinks, violent video games, and fijibles. after which i open a small computer port in my upper arm and blow everything in a 30 mile radius to grew hell.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I feed Hitler a whole bunch of crap and he shits out a telephone with a horrendous long distance bill and a duck. I then make a prank call to Lucky, asking if his refridgerator is running and if he has prince albert in the can.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

/molest "Tentacle Monster Equality Activist"

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I SLICE SCOTS HEAD OFF WITH A COPY OF INFINITE JEST!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[quote]/molest "Tentacle Monster Equality Activist"
[/quote]

(side note) It is impossible to molest a tentacle monster. the tentacle monster is always the one to molest you. (/side note)

Back to the fighting:

I break off Lucky's nose and shove it up his ASS.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I infect Noonie with a retrovirus which resequences her genes, changing her into a human. Then I molest her.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i scrape together some of the last few dollars i have, buy a vial of flesh-eating bacteria, infect my shoes with it and go on a stomping spree on all your faces.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

*buys a window treatment*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

puls out his secret weapon after watching you silly bastards playfight.

BLTSANDWICH, MAKE THEM SUFFER!!!

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BuTtSeChZ

*counters BLT with her secret weakness: a mirror*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

*shatters the mirror and locks DexX in a room with great lighting, chained to bltsandwich.*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

*miraculously changes back to her old self and drags DX into the darkness again to remind him with a quick lesson of who molests who*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

SINGES BILY JO ROYALL'S CLASIC TUNE "DWON IN TEH BOONDUCKS" AS LOUD AS HE CAN IN DETH METALLL VOCALS!!!!111!!

AND FALSETO!

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It's grime time.

sets up otis redding's "sittin' on the dock of the bay" as a defense, then counters with the fact that I HAVE SOULCALIBUR 3 AND YOU SUCKWADS DON'T!!! NYAH NYAH!!!!

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BuTtSeChZ

*COUNTERS SOULCALIBUR 3 WITH A LAME CHARACTER CREATION ENGINE AND LAME NEW CHARACTERS*

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old