WEL-CAM TO MAH ARENA!

DIS IS WHERE YOU TOTALLY FLIP OUT ON ONE ANOTHER AND GO TOTALLY BUCK-WILD. EVERY POST SHALL CONSIST OF KICKING THA POSTER ABOVE YOUR'S ASS!

SOOO:
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(Example:)

Kaufman: *GOES CRAZY AND DOES A DOUBLE FLIPPING BACKSPIN ON BASIC.*

Crabby: *TOTALLY FREAKS AND DOES ALOT OF PUNCHES IN KAUFMAN'S FACE.*
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Comprende? GOOD! So just fight and explain WATCHOODO as a 12 year old would. And if you've read the book 'Real Ultimate Power', then you can use the skills HUR!

BEGIN THA ATTAACKKKK!!!

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

** FLYING SIDEKICK TO BASIC'S HEAD!! DOUBLE BACK FELATIO TO BOORITE! **

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

*TOTAL FLIP-OUT DOUBLE PUNCH TWISTER KICK TO NOT_SCYESS'S GROIN AND STOMACHHHH!!!*

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

I COCK-SLAP BASIC WITH TEH MIGHTY PENIS!!!!111!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I EXPLODEY ON EVERYONE WITH WHITE HOT CUMMY@

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I dumb :D

DODGING TEH CUMMY, I DO A SUPER-FAST SLIDING FRONT KICK AND - WAPAM - KIK FLIPY INTO NOT_SYCESS AND ZASTER, KILLING TEHM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT DEN SOMEONE USES DERE VOODOO ON DA BODYEZ AND ALL TRHEE R ALIYVE!

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

I EAT YOUR BRAINS AND BRIANS!

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I dumb :D

I DO A SUPER DOUBLE BACK PUNCH INTO UR BRIAN/BRAIN

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

I DO A SUPER DOUBLE BACK PUNCH INTO UR BRIAN/BRAIN

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

OMG BASIC GETS PUMPED AND TRIES TO PUNCH MY FACE IN, BUT I GRAB MY GUITAR, WAIL REALLY HARD AND SMACK 'EM WITH IT. THiER HEAD EXPLODES ALL GROSS AND I TOTALLY WAIL ON MY GUITAR EVEN HARDER! I'm PUMPED!!!!!!11one

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I TOTALLY TAPE MY HEAD BACK 2GUTHER AND POP A BONER IN BOTH OF FINN'S EYEZ, AND TOTALLY STICK MY FOOT IN HUS GUT AND **KA-POW** HE IS TEH DEAD!

TOTAL CRAZY GUITAR SOLO

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

I BRING OUT MY SOOPERDOOPER CHAINSAW AND CHOP PEOPLES KNEES! OH NOS!

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I dumb :D

OH NOES! MY KNEES! TAHNKFULY I HAVE MY INDEASTRUKTIBLE KNEE PROTECTOORS AND PUT THEM ON! THEN I TOTALLY FLIP OUT ON FLIPPY, TOTALLY HURTING HIM

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

I GETS TEH HURT BUT COUNTER WITH SOOPER FISH CLIT GUNS!!

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I dumb :D

I TRAPZ0RZ FLIPYNIF1 IN A DEAD-END JOB. I SMOTHER HIZ DREAMS AND AMBITIONZ WITH A CRIPPLING MORTGAGE AND A TEDIOUS WORKLOAD THAT MAKE HIM QUESTION HIS REASONZ FOR LIVING!!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

TO ZASTERS SUPRISE FLIPYNIF WAS LAREADY THERE, BUT COUNTERED ANYWAY WITH AN ARRAY OF LAWSUITS OVER WHO'S CHILD IS MINE OH FUCK NOES

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I dumb :D

BITCH SLAP FLIPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SKILLFULY SNEAK INTO BIGFRANK'S BEDROOM AT NIGHT AND RIP OUT HIS VOICE BOX AND DEN RAPE HIM.

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

*pours hot coffee on basic's nutsack*

I PUT A "WHITE PRIDE" T-SHIRT ON SHANK AND LEAVE HIM ALONE IN OAKLAND!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

*viciously tentacle whips DX before dragging him off into a dark cave to be brutally assaulted, raped, and dumped half naked somewhere near Hoboken*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

SUENLY THERE IS A ECOING KABOOM AND ARSE G CUMSOUT OF THE RUBLE AND SMOKE, PUMELLING YOU GUY S WITH HIS AWESAM FISTS AND HEDBUTTS!!!

THEN A LONG DBS-SYTLE GRNUTING SESION FOLLOWS AN FLASHBKCS AN SH****T!!

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It's grime time.

*jumps up two posts and busts a cap in dragons asshole*

I STEP ON SHANK'S FOOT REAL HARD!!!!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

VULCAN DEATH WEDGIE!!! OMG OMG!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.