[Click to view comic: 'I watch 'American Pickers' for the palpable sexual tension']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'No Way Out']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'I'm a Dapper Dan man!']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Who's the Boss?']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: ''Leaving Las Vegas' backwards is about a man cured by booze']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'Arrogant Bastard is what I am & the name of my favorite beer']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

If you ever disappear forever I will cry a thousand tears of blood and start the Great Gerbil War of 2056.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I appreciate your support. I feel that in said war, Richard Gere would make an obvious choice for four star General of the proud gerbil army. AVENGE ME!

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

[Click to view comic: 'His puzzler was sore']

Please...think of me when you and your family are gathered round your roast beast.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?