christians suck.

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Kill Whitey.

um... what happened?

Just for that, we're sending you back to Jesus Camp.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Gay Jesus Rape Camp.

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The Washington Monument needs some manscaping:

Washington has really hairy balls.

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I has a flavor!

Yeah, I haven't seen George Bush, but I did see George's bush.

Did you see the hidden swastikas on some of the buildings?

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I has a flavor!

As of tonight I am currently unemployed. Hurrah!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

i just bought my niece this awesomest of awesome birthday presents from discoverystore.com:

that water stream comes out at 500 psi. those floats are official military issue

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what if nigger meant kite

For cryin' out loud, Mandingo. All the kid wanted was a frickin' shark with a frickin' laser on its head. Is that too much to ask for?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i would have gotten it for her but it cost one MILLION dollars

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what if nigger meant kite

I'd like to make one out of oil drums, 2x4s, and a gas-powered pressure washer, which would also drive the propellers.

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or you could just pump this kid full of Ritalin and kick him into the pool

crackpantherVROOM VROOM!

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo

If I'd had one of those when I was that age, I'd have turned it into a masturbational device in less than two minutes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

If I'd had one of those when I was that age, I'd have turned it into a masturbational device in less than two minutes.

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what if nigger meant kite

I made love to my girlfriend in a kiddie pool set up in our kitchen. It was our anniversary.

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Simple beach fun. :)

Ivy gave me this absurdly large and powerful knife.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/191322.jpg[/IMG]

I immediately chopped some lemons and potatoes with it, and after that, an old 2x6. I think the new neighbors saw me through the window. They are from China.

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Ask them if they're pissed that the knife cost $25 in the store but they only got paid $1.50 to make it.

There is no way they got paid that much.

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I saw free-money-from-the-government informercial guy Matthew Lesko yesterday, riding a scooter along the National Mall. His summer suit is white with green question marks.

choadwarrior

I saw him in a Starbucks in College Park once.

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My boss is singing along to Top 40 again. I'm going to shove a pencil in my ears in a moment.

I saw him on TV about 7 or 8 times.

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