My daughter Anna was born on Saturday evening.

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I has a flavor!

And in honor of the Wreck of the S.S. Britney Spears, I'm going to announce my arrival into any room I enter from now on with a plaintive cry of "It's Unknown Eric, bitch!"

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I has a flavor!

Hah one of your last two posts makes me respect you, and the other makes me love you.

I ain't sayin' which.

UnknownEric

Congrats! Now go to bed.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

UnknownEric

My ex was at a party she was at in Las Vegas two weekends ago. He saw her, pointed, and yelled, "It's Britney, bitch" and she apparently smiled and laughed at him. I told him he's lucky he didn't end up married to her.

PORFLE VS. ALIENS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm on a jury in a criminal trial. We begin deliberations tomorrow.

can you talk about my case? i mean the. the case.

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what if nigger meant kite

How much would I have to pay you to vote the opposite of what you feel you should? Or I know, I know, I know. We bould EBay your conscience!  Have the bidding war tonight on IRC.

choadwarrior

I was on one of those once.  It was a gang slaying involving people nicknamed "Buck Wyld," "Bunkee," and "Stuff."  The entertainment factor was high.

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I has a flavor!

the...ahh...Top Rated page seems odd right now.

BABY PICTURES!!!

http://www.our365.com/webnursery/WebNursery/BabyFinder/BabyFinder.aspx

(The needlessly complicated instructions:

Type "rea" into "Mom's last name" field
Select "Maryland" as the state
Select "Anna N" as baby
Type "read" as password
Then enjoy the baby goodness!)

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I has a flavor!

crackpantherThat's my fault. I've been reading through Ranger77's comics and rating ones I thought were good. Apparently that gave many of them enough votes to get to the toprated list. Sorry about the confusion.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

UnknownEricshe's a cutie. petite little thing too at 6 pounds. most of my nieces came out around 9 pounds with big misshapen noggins, back tats, and a carton of marlboros.

congratulations. :)

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what if nigger meant kite

also, if you scroll through the pictures real fast, it looks like she's throwing gang signs.

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what if nigger meant kite

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Congrats, UE.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I have consumed several wobbly pops. As in, within the past 5 hours, I'm going to assume that at least 6 pints have been consumed. And that's not counting the free ones because I found a hair in my food and the waitress was really apologetic.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'm watching Goodfellas late night on TBS. I prefer the unedited version.

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You don't know what I got... .

mandingo

She's preparing for her rap career.  :D

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric

She's preparing for her rap career. :D

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sometimes, like now, I wish I were more of a girl because it's too cold outside to wear flip flops and that only leaves the shoes I work in. Aside from one pair of boots and one pair of shoes that have 8" heels that is.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka

You could start by having your penis removed.

Then you could trade it for more shoes.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That black market sure has everything.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT MY TRAUMATIC ORDEAL!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.