Reeling big fish is like pooping in your pants in a kayak.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The_young_scot

Oh yeah? OH YEAH!?!?!?

*toot*

Sorry. Gas.

i dig the Mamas and the Papas at The Trip, sunset strip in L.A. they got a good thing going when the words don't get in the way

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what if nigger meant kite

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Poop.

Well with centaurs instead of cowboys, it just doesn't make any sense.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

are you saying centaurs can't be cowboys, you racist?

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what if nigger meant kite

If they were cowboys wouldn't the have hats and chaps?

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Simple beach fun. :)

And be having secret gay sex in the mountains? I didn't infer secret gay mountain sex from those centaurs. Maybe my instincts just aren't what they used to be.

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Simple beach fun. :)

the shirtless part is pretty gay, you gotta admit. most centaurs wear long-sleeve business shirts and fedoras

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what if nigger meant kite

Centaurs would never use solecisms like "ain't" and "them rotor turbines."

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Somebody get those centaurs flannel shirts with the sleeves cut off so I can actually masturbate to this cartoon without being gay.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

What the fuck are you talking about?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

PORFLE VS. SPAM!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I almost became a high-speed chase statistic on Friday. Here's an e-mail exchange I had with a deputy I know:

choadwarrior

deputy

So yeah, I missed having an Expedition flatten me in my little European car by about 4 seconds.

craziness. glad you're okay

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what if nigger meant kite

I like that even cops have to call you choadwarrior.

That's what you get for not riding your bike everywhere.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

rawr

Mary unit?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

For the second time in a row*, we won the pub quiz bonus round. You had to play Higher/Lower with a deck of giant cards and we won £168 and £420 pounds repsectively. Goat In!

*there were a few weeks in between while the jackpot accumulated again.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

gabe_billingsyou're a homo

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what if nigger meant kite

My anounciment is that I amn going to mastur all earthly fighting styles and declare myself King of Fighturs!!!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Dude, read my crap.  Post a comment.  Nobody pays any attention to me anymore.

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/mrAwesome/

I already posted this in another thread, but I'm posting it here, too, because I want more people to know about it than there would be if it was just posted in that one thread. 

I just interviewed Marilyn Arnone, who played "Happy Harmony" on "The New Howdy Doody Show" in 1976.  The reason I'm telling you this is because I want everyone who reads this announcement to click here and go read the interview.  And I mean that sincerely.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.