That's great news - happy anniversary!

Congratulations!  Consider the following to be my eventual wedding gift to you:

PORFLE VS. ESKIMOS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Heath Ledger died

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xxausrottenxxBut the new Batman movie is already finished, so it's okay.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

mandingo

Remember, I'm doing the flowers!  I'd do the flower girl too, but Brad's already spoken for.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

biped

This needs to be a short film. Wow. Hilarious!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

pitalet me watch and that would be a wedding present in itself : )

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what if nigger meant kite

ZMannZilla

I just noticed this post and it made me feel good.  And now for something completely different--

PORFLE VS. BEER!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

MY MOM'S FREEZER...

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obscenity filter is off

Are you gonna fuck that bologna?

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle

Sloppy seconds?

Thrifty thirds?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I would like to formally announce...that I'm awesome.

No seriously...I'm awesome

That one star says a lot.

"God says He can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're fucked."

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Kill Whitey.

I had four bets going in two Superbowl pools with chances to win in all four quarters.

I didn't hit any of them.

This is why I tend to only gamble in games where I have a hand in the outcome.

choadwarrior

You bet on masturbation?

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Also, as a Dolphins fan, the Giants' Super Bowl victory was the best moment of the football season.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Superbowl?  Was that today?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Uh...I just reviewed a Barry Manilow DVD...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just got a spam e-mail telling me I won the European Lottery. It refered to me as "dear".

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Poop.

A winter storm in my city last night means no classes today. Fuck. Yeah.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

sweet animated GIF

Wish I could take credit for it, but I am to blame for the following:

HEEEEEEEERE'S STEVIE!!!

PORFLE VS. STEPHEN KING

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't care whether that beard is real or not. I still think that Stephen King would make a terrible Santa Claus.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.