attn gabe

i'm coming to steal your ladder.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Good luck, fucker. I chopped it into 9" lengths and it's currently locked away in my safe.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

little_kitty

I was in Saskatoon today. It was cold as fuck. I bought a bike.

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Poop.

i was about to write something on kitty's facebook wall the other day but then i didn't.

cool lookin bike....

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Kill Whitey.

WHOA... I've seen that bike before, well one just like it anyways. I looked at it in a bike shop in Buffalo and swore I'd own it, but when I showed up two weeks later with the money it was already sold. Which is too bad because it was indeed a great bike.

Just to confirm, it also has little 8-balls on the inner tube caps as well?

Dammit I want that bike.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Yes it does.

It's a couple years old and used but it was owned by one of the guys who worked at the bike shop so it's in pretty much new condition. Spent more than I was planning but also ended up with a lot nicer bike than I thought I was going to get.

Haven't had a chance to ride it yet as it is still at my parents place. They'll be bringing it down next weekend though, so I don't have that long to wait. Granted, it's still pretty cold out outside right now, so I'm not missing out much.

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Poop.

You slap a banana seat and a flag on that fucker and you'll be pimpin', big time.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Wow. I can't believe it!

I leave on Wednesday!

Christgod, it's been such a short time.

Guess it's time for me ta be planning my big surprise for ya'lls.

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Buddabingbadingning

Further proof that Canada is just freaking weird...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

PERIODS OF SNOW!!! AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

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obscenity filter is off

matclarkeBetter than a snow of periods.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

matclarke

Ororo Munroe has some unique gynecological issues.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

HARDER THAN DIE HARD!!!  LETHALER THAN LETHAL WEAPON!!!  MORE BOURING THAN THE BOURNE SUPREMACY!!!

FOR THE BLAZING THRILL RIDE THAT RICHARD DOEPER OF "HIGH TIMES" DESCRIBES AS "CASINO ROYALE--WITH CHEESE", CLICK  HERE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

matclarke

Better than the periods of blood that ruin 3 days out of every month for me.

BigFrank105

Better than the periods of blood that ruin 3 days out of every month for me.

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what if nigger meant kite

I turn 21 years old in approximately 2 hours.

Happy birthday, Frank!

I'll totally buy you a beer at that White Sox game now that you're legal.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You couldn't even wait for me to announce this? Maybe I won't give you your own thread.

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Happy Birthday!

I'm doing your wife and/or girlfriends. You poor bastards.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just made my 500th strip on SC (not counting deleted ones). Oh yeah, and I graduate from college on Saturday with a B.A. in English.

[Click to view comic: '500']

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

biped

Well, who doesn't?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

May is National Masturbation Month.

Coincidentally, I've been on Stripcreator for five years.

Diff'rent Strokes, my friends.

[edited by choadwarrior on 05-01-08 at 10:05:37pm]