A new couch is to be delivered to my condo in approximately one hour. It is to replace a futon so horrible when we took it apart last night, the nuts and screws came out without use of tools.
There's some double entendre in there, I just can't seem to find it.
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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.