I just finished reading all of gabe's comics and I think he's infected me, and not for the first time.

[Click to view comic: 'Ode to Gabe "Assy" Billings']
[Click to view comic: 'Bring it!']
[Click to view comic: 'Gangland']
[Click to view comic: 'Two panels and STOMP']
[Click to view comic: 'When a problem comes along, you must stomp it.']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

What's a gabe? (comics = good)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's a carnivorous bald-headed creature whose natural enemy is a wirthling.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

that was awesome

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

This was a great way to start my day. Awesome.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

What's a wirthling?

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

there's a picture of a wirthling in the dictionary next to the word "suck".

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'What's A Wirthling?']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: '2022: It's The End Of The World As We Know It']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'The Monumental Suck']

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Poop.

I would re-read all of Obijo's comics but I might laugh up a kidney and I've already sold it to someone.

Get stuff... again.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Cool, I'm glad everyone liked them. : )

I'll probably keep that a running style, since it's a nice change-of-pace to stand-alone comics, which I'm starting to get tired of.

Which means I'm going on hiatus again.

Goodbye everyone!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oops, my ride already left. Guess I'm staying.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

So give me a fart attack already!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This thread is assy.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

How couldn't it be?

You're in it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm gonna tell mom.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

She already knows.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.