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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Guess which one's the bitch

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"Get to know this phrase: Is it in yet?"

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Poop.

Baby, I'll bet you strike oil wherever you walk in those shoes!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

For some reason, Jessica could never get off unless she had a water cooler in her ass.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

-Hi, I'm your blind date. My name's Jessica, but people call me GNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"See? I told you someday we'd look back on that whole Miracle Grow cookie incident and laugh!"

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Earlier attempts to clone attractive women from leftover barrels of Anna Nicole Smith's ass fat were, however, plagued by unstable fat to DNA ratios.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.