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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Then he remembered he wasn't too fond of America and went on to stomp her ass, choreographing the smackdown to Saturday Night Fever.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Really? Get the fuck outta here! He's my dad, too!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Say baby, that outfit looks good on you, but it would look better on the floor...

...in flames, as a protest against those squares in Washington who wanna cut off my hair and send me to Vietnam."

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

- Is that a Vienna sausage in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

- The prom was great! Let's go buy an 4-finger of weed for $20 and fuck freely before AIDS hits!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A pre-stardom Captain and Tennille, in their brief psychedelic phase.

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I has a flavor!

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Appleart

Aplefart - have you figrd out how to post without quotes yet or is it a gimik?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet