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I think I might write another series where the words "assy" and "crackmutt" face off.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

omg i m laf

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"Crackmutt"

Heh!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It's like you've put my life into comic form for everyone elses amusement.

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Dad was flammable

This sucks. How cum he gets to have all the funny?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's what makes it so funny. (That and the tears forming in your eyes.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Because I have been to the mountaintop...

And sucked the cock of God.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.