More to come. And funnier.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I thought that read New HOT "O" Series. Could you do one of those instead?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I wanna talk to a voice mail.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

But I only have DexX's number, and I don't want him to hear my sexy, sexy, voice.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Just call him and breathe heavily. He loves that.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I'll give you my number. It's 1-900-SPANKME.

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I has a flavor!

I have your phone number.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Well I have yours. I think.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Phone numbers for everyone!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Scary but true: Nates mom looks like Lara with blonde hair. Same cut.

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Mediocrity at its most average.