A while back I came accross this banner on a website:

As you see it's something about security and a kid hanging upside down.

I think we can do better.
Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to pick a site, any site, and make a banner for it that'll surely make me visit it.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

The topic nerds ahoy was written with a different task in mind. Something to do with nerds, and boats.

Ignore it.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Not presicely rules compliant, but who the fuck cares?

I hope animation is within the rules...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I am the law!

I judge the weener to be ..... Fuzzyman for the motionness and violence

I love violence

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Oh shit, I have to think something up.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.