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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Eduardo knew his audience was dwindling... he had to come up with a new gimmick. So he had the horizontal butt-crack surgery... but then he forgot to paint the eyes on his smiley moon!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

The Bull Monty

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Pedro has not owned underwear since 84. Because Pedro knows something. Something very crucial:
"Thee weemin. They LOFF thee ess flebb!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Appleart

Steve Martin in The Man With No Crack.

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I has a flavor!

As the bull charged Pedro, he knew only to whip out his size 84 briefs to stink the bull something mighty fierce. Bravo Pedro, Bravo.

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