What do you mean I can't take my crop on this bus? How will I get it to market? You let that lady with three shoe boxes on!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Below the U.S. Border, DISCO LIVES FOREVER BABY!

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- 4 Reel

"Granted, there are a few bugs to work out. But nanotechnology is gonna be huge, I'm telling you..."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Oscar Gamble never has trouble finding his car.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

New from Ronco, The Chia Fire Engine.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

In drive-ins everywhere this fall, Attack of the 50 Foot Afro!!!

--OR--

"And the man from Mars is eatin' cars..." - Debbie Harry

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I has a flavor!

I always wondered what Snufalufagus ate.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Long hard object penetrates hairy bush. Film at 11"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Ah, whitehouse porn, I know ye well.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

That's when they realized they had to limit carry-ons to just one.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

They should have limited the Carry On films to just one.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity