This species developed new camoflauge skills when introduced to the live seafood tank.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

When Disney called in genetic engineers, people started to think that maybe they were becoming a little obsessed with the Hidden Mickey phenomenon.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"On finding these, Jim regretted his one night stand with the Little Mermaid even more, but by God, they were the cutest sexually transmitted little critturs he'd ever had"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Though they look sweet enough, just one of these smiling fuckers can take out a whole army of Hobo Spiders.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hey Kool-Aid Crabs!
*smash*
Oh Yeah!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Dr. Booth's lifelong abhorrance of the term "crabby", and many years at university studying marine biology, finally culminated in the development of the "Un-crabby crab" species. Unfortunately, they taste like ass.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.