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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Mommy,why is the barbie doll moving and talking? I can't see a pullstring...

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Yay, TV

It was later discovered that Michael Jackson indeed did not have cancer, and Make a Wish promptly reclaimed the toddler.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Little Timmy's dad's jaw hit the floor, immediately after this snap was taken, when he heard his three year old son utter the words: "I don't fucking THINK so!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Yes mister Jackson, this item is $15,000, and it has already mastered its gag reflex.

Beat It! *<}:o)

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Heavy-Duty *<}:o)

"So uh, timmy, where are you going friday night?"

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I am the hanging munchkin!

So this White Woman, a Jew, and a 3 year old walk into a bar....

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- 4 Reel

"His name is Kuato, Mr. Jackson. And with his help, the Martian colonists will be freed from corporate oppression."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Daddy, why is my new mommy so pale? And why does she have stubble?

And why does she keep touching me there?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)