Why, yes, I did star in "Arsenic And Old Lace" - how good of you to ask!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

"That's fascinating, Roger. Now what say we cut the shit and and get naked?"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The old bird enjoys a one cheek sneak.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's odd, Shelley Winters doesn't usually ask for a second cup at home. Hmmm...

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"Look, you creaky old sonofabitch. I used to bang Keith Partridge like a Cuisineart on a carrot, so wipe that fucking look off your face and COUGH UP FIFTY BUCKS!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.