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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

To piss on the neighbor's door.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

She wanted to lay it on the line. *ba-doom-cha!*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

After years of therapy, Gertrude finally came to the realisation that, unlike Wile E. Coyote, she could cross a road with no traffic on it, and not get run over by a truck that would suddenly come out of nowhere. Sadly, she was turned into feathery stain on the blacktop by a Peterbilt just seconds after this picture was shot.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"I don't want to be the odd one and not cross the road..."

"I shoulda started running RIGHT WHEN the farmer whipped his wang out!"

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*chews on jes's sig* *** jools changed topic to "AND LIKED IT!"

we're on the road to nowhere

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HALPUU!

The chicken didn't make it to the other side of the road, this picture was taken from the car.

The Martha Dumptruck of chickens.

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I has a flavor!