Dog Eats Money, Returns It Intact
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STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish bullterrier swallowed 1,000 crowns ($94) but returned the money, almost unspoiled, to its mistress the natural way, the Swedish daily Dagens Nyheter reported on Tuesday.

The six-year old bitch Tassilla gobbled up two 500-crown bills. The first bill emerged the next morning, smelly but undamaged, followed by the second during an evening walk.

"They (the bills) are slightly yellow and I think I'll iron them," mistress Gunilla Gonon-Sabelstrom was quoted as saying.
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Where do I sign up for a Swedish mistress who will call me her bitch and make me eat money?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bridgette the Magnificent

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Much better. The name of the lady in the story sounded too much like gonorrhea.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That, or someone barfing up a hairball while saying their name. I can't decide which.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote]I swear when I first read the title of this thread it said "Odd News, but I LOVE the Wirthling"
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That wouldn't be odd news to me. I always suspected Spankling kinda had a crush on me...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[quote][quote]I swear when I first read the title of this thread it said "Odd News, but I LOVE the Wirthling"
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That wouldn't be odd news to me. I always suspected Spankling kinda had a crush on me...[/quote]
That depends. Would you be willing to "clean" the money after I "returned" it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet