Dog Eats Money, Returns It Intact
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STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish bullterrier swallowed 1,000 crowns ($94) but returned the money, almost unspoiled, to its mistress the natural way, the Swedish daily Dagens Nyheter reported on Tuesday.

The six-year old bitch Tassilla gobbled up two 500-crown bills. The first bill emerged the next morning, smelly but undamaged, followed by the second during an evening walk.

"They (the bills) are slightly yellow and I think I'll iron them," mistress Gunilla Gonon-Sabelstrom was quoted as saying.
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Where do I sign up for a Swedish mistress who will call me her bitch and make me eat money?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bridgette the Magnificent

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Much better. The name of the lady in the story sounded too much like gonorrhea.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That, or someone barfing up a hairball while saying their name. I can't decide which.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote]I swear when I first read the title of this thread it said "Odd News, but I LOVE the Wirthling"
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That wouldn't be odd news to me. I always suspected Spankling kinda had a crush on me...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[quote][quote]I swear when I first read the title of this thread it said "Odd News, but I LOVE the Wirthling"
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That wouldn't be odd news to me. I always suspected Spankling kinda had a crush on me...[/quote]
That depends. Would you be willing to "clean" the money after I "returned" it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'We Need A Bridgette the Magnificent']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey DexX, can you make a cartoon figure based on this?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

So, may I take it that there is a demand for a dominatrix character?

I still have to draw Descolada, Gabe, and a couple of others. After that I will move on to other projects.

Oh, and there is a little thing called "university work" that I have to waste time on, too. I will try not to let it interrupt the more important stuff. :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

See that you don't, young man!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

man shes hot

an what a shot

oh
ohj

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

[quote]So, may I take it that there is a demand for a dominatrix character?

I still have to draw Descolada, Gabe, and a couple of others. After that I will move on to other projects.
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If it'd be any help, you can just use the domme chick for me. I kinda look like that when I'm wearing my ass-cutout pants.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

*shudder*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]I still have to draw Descolada, Gabe, and a couple of others. After that I will move on to other projects.

Oh, and there is a little thing called "university work" that I have to waste time on, too. I will try not to let it interrupt the more important stuff. :)[/quote]

If you have time for one more, DexX, here's me. It's a snapshot from a 1990 vacation I took to Timothy Leary's frontal lobe. I'm the one on the right.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Wirthling, brother of Yahoo Serious.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I would like to apologise on behalf of Australia for Yahoo Serious. We are really [u]really[/u] sorry.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I have to have my leather ass-cutout pants re-taylored. I gained a little weight and now when I fart it sounds like a tug boat whistle.

[I]TOOT-TOOT[/I]

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And DexX, if you do a Spankling picture, just make Tom Waits bald and 20 pounds lighter and you got it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet