vichyssoisegirl... where are you?

It has been a year since she last wrote a comic here. Does that make anyone else feel the earth spine? Wasn't it just yesterday she ripped open the soft under-belly of mindless-nerd-boy-whats-his-name?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

whos vichyssoisegirl?

Yes yes I miss whatshername.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah where's Gabe? Ooops I mean...that girl...

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

It is true that while she was only here for a short period of time, she managed to make absolutely no impression on me whatsoever.

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Dad was flammable

It's also true that I have neither met, nor heard about her, yet am infatuated with her.

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Poop.

I remember thinking, why would she name herself after cold potato soup? And then "potato" made me think of Dan Quayle's spelling it "potatoe," and before you knew it, I was ruminating on how fucking stupid Republicans are. All roads lead to Rome, it seems.

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What others say about boorite!

It's true that she wasn't a dude pretending to be a girl.

Really.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008