Well I'll be damned. It seems I have won a contest. Im going to enjoy this because its probably going to be the last time I win anything. Anyway, I believe you all know the rules(Finnish the comic below). The usual awards will also be given. Have fun with it, I know you'll make this a blast to judge.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC: House....Of The Dead!']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #8 : I can't believe it's not butter!']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 8: Amish and Lamps Don't Mix']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 8 : Best Left Unsaid']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: Lycanthrome']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: Don't Mansion It']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: Amish Pair-o-dice']

We don't neeed no sttenkin psychic awards ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: Fuck tha grammar police...']
Apologies. I couldn't resist.

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: Witless']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Corp. Flotation in the 21st Century']
Answers on a postcard for the inspiration behind my comic title.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I seriously wasn't going to post these. But right now I'm seriously bored.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #8: Haven't Won Yet. Why Start Now?']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #8: Voice of Reason']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #8: Relevancy']

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 8: Wee Willy Winky and Amish John']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #8: Our Relative Relatives']

PS: Judging on Saturday

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: James The To The Point Amish']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: Sweet Simplicity']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 8: If it makes you feel gouda...']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 8: I have sinned in my heart']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'One-Hour Box Camera Picture Slate.']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #8 : Horse apple coverage optional']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Hello all! Its time for the awards! You guys all did great. Nice job everyone. Heres the moment of truth:

1up Award-- IB_XC

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #8: Voice of Reason']

Politically Incorrect Award-- MikeyG

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 8: Wee Willy Winky and Amish John']

Geek Award-- UnknownEric

[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: Fuck tha grammar police...']

Most Sexual Award-- MikeyG and Syanide

[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: Sweet Simplicity']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 8 : Best Left Unsaid']

Truth Award-- Kaufman

[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: Amish Pair-o-dice']

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Creative Award-- Kaufman

[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: Witless']

Silver-- Rabid_Weasle

[Click to view comic: 'FTC8: James The To The Point Amish']

Zinger-- Niteowl

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #8 : Horse apple coverage optional']

Nice job, niteowl! Have fun with FTC9!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Thanks ewwwww!

#9 will be up shortly.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.