"I see you are attempting to install Linux. That would be a mistake."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"I see you are composing a letter.

I think you want help with that.

Right?"

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I has a flavor!

Microsoft meets Unreal Tournament: "It looks like you're fragging a camper!"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"No, I'm *telling* you you want help with that."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

"Ignore all", huh? You're just gonna leave all of those syntax errors in that document, huh? Well, motherfucker.... I DON'T THINK SO!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"MS Word, mothafucka!"

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Poop.

I give you all those years of good digital assistance and you throw it all away for that fucking so-cute-i-wanna-puke cat!?!?!?!

Just what do you think you are doing, Dave?

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HALPUU!

"The question you have to ask yourself is: do you want to go someplace today? Well, do ya, punk?"

Despite complaining to police about threatening letters, there were no suspects when the CEO of Red-Hat was found brutally slain in his office.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You must activate your copy of Windows XP within 45 days. If you do not activate, Clippy G will bust a cap in your ass. Thank you for choosing Microsoft Windows XP!

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t