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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

That's a great show. When you pull his finger he farts out "Hail Britannia".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

He'd got the tat for just such an occurence, and quickly repelled the hand-walking vampire.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

As Mike slowly went completely out of focus and eventually dissolved, he tried desperately to give his location via webcam. Sadly, his last cry for help was just a bit too vague.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Austin Powers as he goes through a fingerprint scan.

The Iraqi boffins had only to align the targetting on their American built Robo-Cop and it would be ready to hit the streets of Baghdad.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

"Wait 'till you see which country's flag is on my MIDDLE finger!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What a nipple sees.

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I has a flavor!