The rules are as follows:
Below is the template, finish it with something great.
Copy the comic exactly, and post it here.
Happy Holidays....

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13']

make it funny and....great.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

You don't get it, you have to win FTC 12 to be able to create FTC 13.

I agree. Please RTFM.

The F.A.Q. is up at the top of the page, right between forums and random. Check it out, please.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Well, you'll never win a contest now, genuis. :/

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

hahahahahahahhahaha

Yikes. Please, for the love of God, sit back and watch what happens for a while before you go bumrushing the damn site.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Methinks this would be a good time for someone with Mod Powers to start deleting certain threads...

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This is not my empire.