tastes better than the food here. So who's gonna' argue with me? Huh? HUH?

Yah, y'all act tough, but where you at now when the shit gets real?

Huh?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Fuck you.

Fuck me.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Okay.

people say its funny but its really hot and runny

When you're walkin' down the hall and somethin' splatters on the wall...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

When you're climbin' up the ladder and you hear something splatter...

While you're starin' at the clock, and somethin's soakin' up your socks...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Diahrea...cha, cha, cha...

When you're sittin' in a Chevy and you feel somethin' heavy...

When you're slidin' into first and you feel somethin' burst...

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I has a flavor!

when your goin down the road and you blow out a big load

When you're at the formal dance and your ass barfs on your pants...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

When you slide to first and you feel a burst!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Oh. Unknown Eric already wrote that. Never mind.

Here's another...

When you're on the road and you feel a load!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

;8-/

My brain aint workin' right today. Finals week and all.

Give me a break and a fifth of Jack.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

When your chopping up the bush, and you feel a big old smush...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

When your insides really hurt and your asshole gives a squirt...

When you're pumpin' at the keg and somethin's runnin' down your leg...

After a night of drinking Coors and you've found you've shat your drawers...

When you're on your way to class and something jumps right out your ass...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

when your listening to jokes and your asshole starts to croak...

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No.

By the way, the correct spelling is "Diarrhea".

When you've got to sing the blues because you've just shat in your shoes...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

When you're fucking up your ho, and you feel something go...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

When you're abusing your wee-wee, and you feel the need to go pee-pee...

???? :/

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

When you're squeezing on your nipples and your dad walks into your room holding a belt...

When your sphincter shows no mercy till you're smelling like New Jersey ...

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