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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

its mrs. mcewen!ha

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YEAH PRESIDENT!

it looks like a thing with 2 sets of leg and arms and is really weird looking

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Hi mAAk.

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Poop.

My prom date after the acid kicked in.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

hAw!

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-This was shown to elementary school children with the caption, "This is sex."

-The original casting for the movie Stuck on You made the test audience go insane within 4 minutes. Some took to constructing sand castles out of their own feces, while others set up warring governments on various sides of the theatre.

-"Mmm, MMM! That three-eyed fish was DEEE-licious!"

-Ancient proverb: One man's trash is the NEA's treasure.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Cap'in, there's been a wee transporter mis-hap."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

HAHA! Now I cna better rapp you hoar!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I can't believe that wasn't the first reply to this thread, fuck's been dead too long.

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Dad was flammable

Michael Jackson's latest cosmetic surgery failed to achieve the desired results

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

1st impression ... ARRRRRRRGGHH
2nd impression ... HOLY SHIT
3rd impression ... this is seriously wrong and yet I cannot look away.

Phyllis wasn't very happy with her gender reassignment surgery.
Taking hormone shots now seemed like a moot point...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

whoa, howd my yearbook picture get here?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Gah.

GAH!

GAH!!!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.