"Hey, Ken, thanks for all the support you gave me while we were filming. I really appreciate I BITE YOU HEAD I BITE IT BITE YOU HEAD"

"The Red X bandit leaves his customary calling card again"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The world's smallest X-Men comic.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

In a bid to modernise, Rabbi Bergstein suggested to the church that they use his new design and call it ' The Star of Dave'.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Picture of the Hal 9000 eye after it died.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Fucking IMDB. Never mind, nothing to see here, I suck donkey ass, move along.

Or you could just right click, add to favorites, and then see it.

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Poop.