I just finished a term paper- a short one, about 15 pages. It's 4:15 in the morning for me. This term paper was great. I had something to say. I was interested in what I had to say. I enjoyed myself writing it. I've never once had this experience before-- and it's lovely. I understand why I'm paying to go to college now. I guess my point is this: school is awesome if you make it awesome. I don't even care what my grade is. I'm going to bed now. Jeez, I'm mad at myself for taking my education for granted.

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Sex Piano.

I hate you. My time in university was an infuriatingly tedious slog. I am now incredibly bitter at the fact that some people enjoy what they do. The bastards.

*is in the middle of doing a really crappy exam paper*

Some are great, if you're inspired. Others are BS papers. I've definitely been there. Have you had any help from stimulants?

This is my third night without sleep (don't worry, I have been sleeping some during the day however).

And it's funny, because the only people up right now would be me, Trippingbillie and all the other miserable college students. :)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Just caffeine. And tomorrow I'll be on bitching about how much my take home final sucks and how much BS it is. See you then!

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Sex Piano.

I'm (hopefully) going back to study for a doctorate. With any luck I can escape the real world permanently.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The academics of my Uni life was great, but not so much the dorm life ( I would get into it, but its a long and sordid tale). I'm definitely planning on going back, for what and where I don't know yet.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I've got my mind kind of set on a doctorate. Mostly so people will call me "Doctor" for something silly like philosophy or history.

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Sex Piano.

When I did fencing, I discovered that if you do all the proper fencing exams, at the end of it, you become a professor of fencing. How excellent would that be?

That's pretty much the norm for the martial arts in Japan - they regared training long enough in it as a kind of degree. The guy who invented Judo was called Professor.

In this country, that would be like calling Frank Bruno "Professor"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I go to school and I don't have to do papers. Instead I make frogs talk, like this.

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Poop.